3/11/08

The Dumbest Shit I've Seen In A Long Time




So I'm surfing ebay, and I come across this listing for an external hard drive with what at first appears to contain my man DJ AM's music library, listed with DJ AM's name and likeness. Strange- I know my man Adam isn't handing out his library to strangers, and sure enough, he isn't. Peep the description. The seller claims that this particular drive USED to have AM's collection on it. Hmmm, does this really make the drive more desirable? Anyway, this particular drive was in fact never posessed by AM, and as far as I know, he doesn't even use an external drive when he djs. But suppose for an instance that he had indeed owned and used this drive, and you wanted to buy it. After it arrived at your house, would you plug it in, turn it on and watch it's blinking activity light flashing, imagining how amazing it must have been when attached to AM's computer, or Riz's, or Flex's? I don't care if the drive once had naked pictures of the Pope on it, it's still just a damn drive. WTF?

18 comments:

Max said...

yo stretch,

do you have a link to that radio show you just did with bobitto along with all those other emcees? would preciate it..

DELINQ said...

It's even dumber than that, Stretch. The drive was probably never used by AM or any other DJ. The guy's auction history shows he sold two other HDs filled with mp3s "complied (sic) from numerous big name club and radio DJ’s (DJ AM, DJ Riz...". I'm guessing eBay doesn't like people selling drives complete with music, so he changed the wording for this auction; now it looks like the drive's "value" comes from some nonexistent celebrity connection.

madnice said...

Very dumb. Shows Stretch shows.

sawanotsuru said...

teh internets work in mysterious wayz...

charlie said...

i'm hurtin boy to hear some old show i either forgot about or didn't hear. i know you're busy and shit and shit i'm not trying to be ungrateful cause i'm glad you didn't cancel this blog out but hook me up pleaseeeeee

be. said...

corny ass shit right there.

Anonymous said...

Haha that's funny. I just breathed air that DJ AM used. Do you want to buy it...

A-MED said...

Hahaha. Can't Knock the Hustle, right?

Young Boss/Dj Alizay said...

wow that is sketchy!!!! fugaze if you ask kme

AskReamer said...

haha! I have a drive that once hosted sound effects for Disney's animated flop, The Wild. Sometimes I will print out documents and they smell like hyena shit.

Brik Mason said...

ha

DJ Low Key /// djlowkey.com said...

LOL at "you will not be disappointed"

Buddy Lembeck said...

so wait... you're saying this hard drive has naked pictures of the pope on it? holy shit!!! let the bidding begin

Seth said...

that shit is weak

Quentin said...

WTF?! indeed

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DeezNotes said...

If you ever delete ish from your hard drive, you can recover it using some software. I lost a bunch of music and got it back once. It even brought recovered throw-back porn from yester-years.

Andy said...

i am curious why the smithsonian isn't getting in on this bid. i'd pay princely for tupac's blank answering machine tape.