4/20/07

Quincy Jones on KCR, 06.06.96


My man Diplo just hipped me to a video of Herbie Hancock in the studio showing Quincy Jones how he uses the Fairlight synthesizer and other super early sequencers and synths. I immediately went looking for the KCR show when Quincy was a guest in '96. He came up with the old homies from the Steve Rifkind Company (Steve, Jon, Modjoe...) and apparently they had been hitting some clubs, cause Q was lit, and honestly, seemed to have no clue why he was at a college radio station at 3 in the a.m. with a rag tag crew of deliquents. We opened the phone lines, some funny moments ensued, as did a few that were slightly awkward. But Quincy was a sport and stuck around for the long haul. I saw him a few weeks later at Spy Bar, went up to him and shook his hand and reminded him how we had met, while he looked at me like I was an alien. Enjoy.

Stretch Armstrong & Bobbito, WKCR 06.06.96 with guest Quincy Jones

4/19/07

Girls Of The World...

These songs would have made a nice mixtape; maybe they still would. Perhaps more timeless than the once required hip-house track or the dj's token scratch cut at the end of an album, the ode to a particular member of the female* sex was a lovely tradition enjoyed by adolescent boys and misogynistic men alike. Hell, even the ladies got in on it. One or two are love raps, but overall, this is where the ladies got ripped. I wonder how many of these were based on real women...that would be cold. I've rounded up most of the ones I could remember, and left out a few that just don't cut it.

Cold Crush Brothers "Yvette"
UTFO "Roxanne Roxanne"
Gucci Crew "Sally That Girl"
The Glamour Girls "Oh, Veronica"
Bad Boys "Veronica" (Beatbox Version)
Bad Boys feat. K-Love "Veronica"
MC Serch "Melissa"
T La Rock "Tudy Fruity Judy"
LL Cool J "Dear Yvette"
Stetsasonic "Faye"
Emanon "Susie"
Emanon "Susie" (Live)
Whistle "Barbara's Bedroom"
Just-Ice "Latoya"
MC Shan "Jane Stop This Crazy Thing"
The Jaz "Hawaiin Sophie"
Black, Rock and Ron "3 Brothers and Yvonne"
De La Soul "Jenifa Taught Me"
Stetsasonic "Speaking of A Girl Named Susy"
Slick Rick "Mona Lisa"
LL Cool J "Kanday"
Rakim "Mahogany"
LL Cool J "Fast Peg"
Stetsasonic "Sally"
A Tribe Called Quest "Bonita Applebum"
The Jungle Brothers "Belly Dancin' Dina"
Bizmarkie "A Thing Named Kim"
Bizmarkie "She's Not Just Another Woman (Monique)"
K-Solo "Renee"
Poor Righteous Teachers "Shakiyla" (LP version)
Poor Righteous Teachers "Shakiyla (JRH)"
Anntex "Understand Me Vanessa"
Nu-Sounds "Miss Jones"
Kurious "Nikole"
Diamond and The Psychotic Neurotics "Sally Got A One Track Mind"
Slick Rick "Venus"
Common "Heidi How"
Young Black Teenagers "To My Donna"
Too Short "Blow Job Betty"

*with EPMD being the exception:

EPMD "Jane"
EPMD "Jane 2"
EPMD "Jane 3"
EPMD "Who Killed Jane"
EPMD "Jane 5"
EPMD "Jane 6"

Thanks to Eli, Riz, Mike Bizzle and King Emz for helping out. They all love women very much. As do I.

Hurrica Gloria...Milky





This heat rock, like Gloria, is straight milk. Produced some time in '91 by E Double with verses by Gloria, Mr. Sermon and Reggie Noble aka Funk Doc, "Milky" was a bonafide KCR exclusive. There was never a master or even an acetate or DAT...strictly cassette, so what you hear here is pretty much as good as it ever sounded. What is totally bugged out about this post is that just a few days ago after I started lookng for a show that had "Milky" on it, Hurrican G herself hit me up on myspace for the 1st time ever, looking for a copy of it. That's like whoa...but milky. This is some funky shit, and why it didn't launch Gloria's career back then, I don't know. Maybe it was some baby-mama drama with Erick Sermon, but I can't call it.

Hurrican G feat. Erick Sermon and Redman, "Milky"

4/5/07

Played Like A Piano



So thinking of posse cuts, I was having a debate with myself as to whether "Piano" by Grandmaster Melle Mel and The Furious Five counted. I know- that IS a posse, but really, they are a rap group, right? So maybe it doesn't count. Still, this is rarely heard, and hard to find on vinyl. I only heard it on the radio once; Cold Crushin' Charlie Chase played it on WBLS in '91. I forget when his show was exactly, but I think it was briefly happening on Friday afternoons. There are some great punchlines dropped here (when I hear this song, I immediately turn 17 years younger and start acting out the parts) and Kid Capri provides the cuts lovely.

And while we are on the subject of getting played like a piano, let's not overlook King T's "Played Like A Piano" featuring Ice Cube and LA Breeze, over the Grover Washington, Jr. sample, one of the first records I ever got for free in the mail. You do NOT get records like this via UPS anymore, do you? Shit, I don't even answer the door when they ring.

Grandmaster Melle Mel & The Furious Five, "Piano"
King T feat. Ice Cube and LA Breeze, "Played Like A Piano"

DJ Ev & Stretch Armstrong, Back To Back



This mix TAPE that my man DJ Ev and I put together in '96 was a little ahead of its time. Why? Well let's see- great tunes that hadn't been released, exlusive verses from some heavies, no filler, great cuts, and a really crafty mix with all the right sprinkles and touches. It was pre-Pro-Tools (I think I was using Session 8 at the time to do my radio edits for Hot), and we made it on an ADAT with a sampler, doing punch-ins. On the real, Ev has always been one of the most gifted djs on the cut. Though it says that there is an Ev side and a Stretch side, that isn't really how it went down. We basically ran around town for a few days, collected the DATS, recorded some people and then spent a day and night in my home studio til it was done. I was never into making mix tapes or later, cds, and when I did, it was because someone like Ev was persistent enough to convince me. Later, I did some cds with Whoo Kid, but I saw where that was going pretty quickly. I just had no interest in being affiliated with music that I didn't like, and Whoo Kid, who wasn't even a dj, was all about the names, not the music. The first Murder Mixtape we did was ill, but the third was suspect. Anyway, back to DJ Ev- the first time I met Ev was at a party in Manhattan, and he was cutting up doubles bonkers with a lit cigarette in one hand. Talk about nonchalant. I think Ev remains less known than some other djs because people in the business always saw him as a serious threat. I mean, really- you ever notice how some of the nicest djs get overlooked and some real cornballs get serious shine? You know the drill.

DJ Ev & Stretch Armstrong "Back To Back" Side A
DJ Ev & Stretch Armstrong "Back To Back" Side B

4/2/07

Hey We Want Some Posse!




The Symphony, Live at the Barbeque, Buddy Remix, The Headbanger, Scenario, Flavor In Ya Ear Remix, Protect Ya Neck...
But what about..?

Kool G. Rap feat. Large Professor, Freddie Foxxx and Anton, "Money In The Bank"

This record makes me wanna pick up cars with my bare hands and throw them.

Ice Cube, MC Ren, Eazy-E and Dr. Dre, "The Grand Finale"

This record speaks for itself, except when Ice Cube says "cholestriol" instead of "cholesterol."

The Flavor Unit feat. Queen Latifah, 45 King, Apache, Double J and Lakim Shabazz "The Flavor Unit Assassination Squad"

Bobbito and I got hip to this record via the homie Tim Westwood in London who used to have what may have been the most progressive hip-hop show on earth in the late 80's. Because he was free to operate outside of the beef that had split NYC rap radio in the late 80's but also was very close to both Red and Marley (though closer to Marley who eventually would broadcast a version of In Control on his show in the UK), Tim would bless the airwaves with crazy exclusives and remixes, AND, influenced by his roots in 80's Jamaican and UK dancehall, was the first, and perhaps only, hip-hop personality to get all the hot emcees to re-record their hits with his name in them, sound-clash style. Many in the UK complained that Tim didn't support home-grown talent, but we sure didn't care, 'cause we'd frequently hear shit from his tapes first, sometimes to never be heard anywhere else. I'd have to confirm it with Aaron Fuchs, but I believe Tuff City only released this record after we played it on KCR from a cassette from Westwood's show. This record was HUGE for us in '90-'91.

LL Cool J feat. Bomb, Big Money Grip and Hi-C, "Farmer's Blvd"

I don't want to get Eli mad, so I gotta rep LL. But seriously, this posse cut takes me back to a time when a record could be fresh even if the emcees were suspect. Of course it helps to have the wrecker Marley Marl on the beats and DJ Clash on the SSL.

And How Could I Forget???!!! (Thanks Maniphest)

Nice-N-Smooth feat. Guru, Preacher Earl, Asu, Melo T and Bas Blasta, "Down The Line"

This joint was a favorite of mine when it came out. Bas, though never really making anything too incredible on his own, killed this record, and his performance may have been what got him his deal on RCA. My man Vic Padilla was lacing him with beats for his major label debut, and while the music was in there, I just didn't see Bas really doing it. Steve Stoute, who was running the show up there at the time, bet me that Bas would outsell Biggie. Three years later, at The Palladium, I collected my $150.

There are, of course, other posse cuts, perhaps more obscure, but these are the ones that stand out for me. And when I get my records out of the boxes they've been in for the last three years, I'll be able t do a lot more.

4/1/07

It's A Demo, It's A Demo, It's A Demo, It's A Demo.......



I have the Soulz of Mischief demo cassette, which I will attempt to digitize this week. But the show must go on... Here are three demos that are either better or as good as the records they were turned into. Maybe it's just a case of loving something and then being disappointed when hearing it changed, even if the sonic quality has been improved. Say what you want about the OG "It Ain't Hard To Tell" (I think this version is superior, and a hello to Zartek!) or "Wrong Side of the Tracks" (classic James Brown loop, Quincy Jones synth, and Lord Jamar on the hook? Ask me, this is just iller than the official release); but "Audience Pleasers" by Simply II Positive (Pharoah Monch and Prince Poetry, soon to become Organized Confusion) is not only waaaaaay better than the version that came out on the LP (sample issues)-- it's easily one of my favorite rap joints from 1990, hands down.

Nasty Nas, "It Ain't Hard To Tell" (cassette demo)
Artifacts, "Wrong Side Of The Tracks" (cassette demo feat. Lord Jamar)
Simply II Positive, "Audience Pleasers" (cassette demo)

Tame One: One of The Best, Ever



Let me keep it simple. Tame One is one of the best emcees ever. His flow and timing are perfect; his sense of humor and swagger, classic. Here are five radio segments from his first appearance in 1991 on WKCR's Stretch Armstong & Bobbito Show (dates to come...sorry) with his then-partner El from their group The Artifacts, which I felt didn't really represent fully what Tame was capable of. But when Tame and El came up to the show as That's Them (their pre-Artifacts name), they fucked everyone's heads up. But let's be clear: Tame was the main ingredient, and always stood out as a serious up-and-comer (pause). The lyrics from these freestyles are as embedded in my memory as any RUN-DMC or Rakim lyric. Straight up.

Tame One, 1st Appearance on KCR, Part 1
Tame One, 1st Appearance on KCR, Part 2
Tame One, 1st Appearance on KCR, Part 3
Tame One, 1st Appearance on KCR, Part 4
Tame One, 1st Appearance on KCR, Part 5

NERVOUS!!! Chuck Chillout, 98.7 Kiss, 08.29.86



Next up on the Slept On Hall of Fame is DJ Chuck Chillout. In terms of commercial rap radio in the 90's, heads tend to talk about the propmaster Red Alert and the grand incredible Marley Marl. But Chuck was holding shit down every weekend, and in addition to playing heat, came out with unforgettable slang on par with Red. His trademark was "nervous", which he used to describe the competition up the dile, wack records, ladies with bad breath, or anything less than fresh. And don't forget- Funk Flex was his protegee, Bronxwood Productions his vehicle, The Dismasters his group, and Kool Chip his MC. Though I did catch him playing MC Hammer "Turn This Mutha Out" (nervous!!!!); but in the grand scheme of things, that's irrelevant. Here's to you Chuck Chillout...and let's not forget to tell the new jacks to stop using your name. Enjoy the show.

Chuck Chillout, Kiss FM, 08.29.86